Credits: Pretend You're Happy

After years of gigs flogging "20 Songs" (a Best-of CD cobbled together for my first Edinburgh show) the time finally came in 2010 to bungle together all the songs I'd written and recorded since, and here it is...

© Jay Foreman 2010

Unless otherwise stated...

Written by Jay Foreman Vocal, guitar (and other instruments) by Jay Foreman Recorded and produced at home using Cool Edit Pro

  1. Say Hi
    This is an old song, which for reasons I can't remember was left off "20 Songs".
    Recorded 13 February 2006 at Martin's house, York
    Produced by Martin Lodziak
  2. Dinosaurs
    Written by Jay Foreman and Jon Gracey
    Recorded December 2009
    Jon Gracey is a member of sketch group, The Beta Males Picnic
    www.betamalespicnic.com
  3. The Wrong Side of Alan
    In my friend's 2008 Edinburgh show 'The Straight Man', a character briefly mentions a fictional Alan Sugar musical. They asked me to write this song which played as the punters left the theatre.
    Recorded: July 2008, URY Studio, York
    Produced by Tom Scott
  4. Paid My Cleaner
    Recorded December 2009
  5. John Lennon
    Recorded December 2009
  6. Child With a Handbag
    Recorded January 2010
  7. Colon P
    This song was written for Yahoo and Malibu's internet show "Get Your Island On". The original version was sung by presenter/comedian Tom Price. For the CD, I've rerecorded the vocal and replaced the spoken word section with a dreadful keyboard solo.
    Click here to watch the original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmpMnofhDTY
    Written by Jay Foreman and Olly Mann (the show's writer/director)
    All instruments by Jay Foreman
    Recorded 11-20 February 2009
  8. On a Pirate Ship
    I was asked to write a pirate themed song to be released as a single on International Talk Like A Pirate Day 2007. The money we raised (about £12) went to Marie Curie Cancer Care.
    Guest vocal: Tom Scott
    Written by Jay Foreman and Tom Scott
    Recorded: July 2007, URY Studio, York
    Tom Scott manages press for 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' in the UK. He also does many many other things:
    www.tomscott.com
  9. A Certain Celebrity
    This was topical for a mere six weeks until she died.
    Recorded January 2009
  10. Rowan and Jonny
    Written by Jay Foreman and Tom McDonnell
    Recorded 6 December 2009
    Guitars and Voices: Jay Foreman and Tom McDonnell
    Tom McDonnell is an outstanding musical comedian!
    www.myspace.com/tommcdonnellmusicalfriend
  11. I Haven't Got Any Legs
    Recorded 7 December 2009
    Apologies to fans of The Smiths
  12. Videos
    Recorded 13 March 2009
  13. Radio 4
    Recorded December 2009
  14. Whizz-Tek
    Written by Jay Foreman and Jon Gracey
    Recorded 4 January 2010
    Guitar/Vocal: Jay Foreman
    Harmonica: Jon Gracey
    Apologies to fans of Bob Dylan
    As I was saying about ten songs ago, Jon Gracey is a member of sketch group, The Beta Males Picnic
    www.betamalespicnic.com
  15. Slilghtly Imperfect Girl
    Recorded December 2009
  16. Rowan and Jonny part 2 (same as part 1)
  17. Pretend You're Happy
    Recorded December 2009.