© Jay Foreman and Olly Mann 2009
(capo 3rd fret)
G
My friend sent me a text last week
C D G
And this is what it said
C D
"What happened to that money you owe me?"
C D
Well I'd spent it all on Ebay
G D Em
So I couldn't pay him back
C D G7
And his brother's at least twice the size of me
C
But he used a Colon P
G
Yes a colon P
D
And that made his message funny
G
He's not going to get his money
C
Cos of colon P
G D
Yes colon P
G7 C
Stick your tongue out, tip your head round ninety degrees
D G
Bad things turn good with the use of colon Ps
G
I was dumping my old sofa
C D G
By someone else's house
C D
When I ran into a policeman on his beat
C D
He was just about to nick me
G D Em
So I just stuck out my tongue
C D G7
And we both went colon peeing down the street.
C
I did the colon P
G
He did the colon P
D
It's the reply that never fails
G
Now I won't get sent to jail
C
Cos of colon P
G D
Yes colon P
G7 C
Stick your tongue out, tip your head round ninety degrees
D G
Bad things turn good with the use of colon Ps
Break it down!
G
A scientific study from the University of Kent
C D G
Shows that colon P improves your life by twenty eight per cent
C
You can use it on the beach, you can use it in the car
D
You can use it on your girlfriend, or that girl behind the bar
*dreadful one-note solo*
C, G, C, D7
G7 C
Stick your tongue out, tip your head round ninety degrees
D G D
Join with me and fill the world with colon Ps
*phone keypad solo*
G7 C
D D7 G C D G
Join with me and fill the world with colon Ps.