| capo on 2nd fret Am C G Matthew and Ben, teenage best friends Am C G Would often get stoned at night. Am C G But when they found out that they'd completely run out Am C G It gave them an awful fright. F7 Am Matt froze with fear F7 Am Ben said "oh dear." F Am C G It looked like being a boring night. | So Matthew and Ben sat in the kitchen As bored as two boys could be. Awake for so long that their brains went all wrong. So tired they could hardly see. Their eyes went red They felt half dead It was like being completely monged. Matt said to Ben "We should do this again It's so much cheaper than buying from Dave." So Matthew and Ben told all their friends What fun being tired could be They stayed up late too and found out it was true And they all got stoned for free. The sum they saved Was to be praised They'd saved enough to buy cocaine! thanks to Matthew and Ben. Matthew and Ben Matthew and Ben Matthew and Ben |