| C I am the procrastinator D Make way for me G i will do everything C eventually G7 but first i'll C fold my clothes and pile them up in order Dm G so the largest thing is on the floor and then i'll Dm G take my phone and get rid of the messages C C7 that i don't need anymore F i'll make a numbered list of things i have to do C sit long on the toilet, even though i don't need to Dm build a playing card tower D7 have a power shower G pick my nails, bite my nails doing nothing never fails C la la la la la la D la la la la G la la la la la la C G la la la la la la I am the procrastinator Make way for me i will do everything eventually | but first i'll go outside and get a bit of exercise by riding around on my bike and then i'll go next door and spend hours talking to the guy that i don't even like i'll take my posters down and put them up again go on my computer, log on MSN Em Am Bm D MSN! MSN? Who said MSN!??! Em Am If you go on MSN Bm D a terrible thing will happen to you Em Am you will sit and stare for hours Bm D and people you don't like will talk to you Em Am don't go on MSN! Bm D Don't go on MSN! Em Am don't go on MSN! B E don't go on M S N! they say "hi" you say "hi" back they say "how r u" you say "fine thanx how r u" they say "fine thanx" ... and you'll say nothing else all afternoon! don't go on MSN! don't go on MSN! don't go on MSN! don't go on MSN! build another tower have another shower paint my nails eat my nails doing nothing never fails la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I am the procrastinator Make way for me i will do everything eventually |