© Jay Foreman, 1st May 2005
C
I am the procrastinator
D
Make way for me
G
i will do everything
C
eventually
G7
but first i'll
C
fold my clothes and pile them up in order
Dm G
so the largest thing is on the floor
and then i'll
Dm G
take my phone and get rid of the messages
C C7
that i don't need anymore
F
i'll make a numbered list of things i have to do
C
sit long on the toilet, even though i don't need to
Dm
build a playing card tower
D7
have a power shower
G
pick my nails, bite my nails
doing nothing never fails
C
la la la la la la
D
la la la la
G
la la la la la la
C G
la la la la la la
I am the procrastinator
Make way for me
i will do everything
eventually
but first i'll
go outside and get a bit of exercise
by riding around on my bike
and then i'll
go next door and spend hours talking to the
guy that i don't even like
i'll take my posters down and put them up again
go on my computer, log on MSN
Em Am Bm D
MSN! MSN? Who said MSN!??!
Em Am
If you go on MSN
Bm D
a terrible thing will happen to you
Em Am
you will sit and stare for hours
Bm D
and people you don't like will talk to you
Em Am
don't go on MSN!
Bm D
Don't go on MSN!
Em Am
don't go on MSN!
B E
don't go on M S N!
they say "hi"
you say "hi" back
they say "how r u"
you say "fine thanx how r u"
they say "fine thanx"
...
and you'll say nothing else all afternoon!
don't go on MSN!
don't go on MSN!
don't go on MSN!
don't go on MSN!
build another tower
have another shower
paint my nails
eat my nails
doing nothing never fails
la la la la la la
la la la la
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
I am the procrastinator
Make way for me
i will do everything
eventually