© Jay Foreman 2008
Em Am
Don't get on the wrong side of Alan
B Em
You're playing a dangerous game
E Am
Stay away from the wrong side of Alan
B Em
He isn't as sweet as his name.
Am
Woe betide the man who doesn't go into the boardroom
Em
With a plan to duck and weave and stir
Am
Never has a man emerged successful from the boardroom
F# B
Having forgotten to call him "Sir".
Em Am
Don't get on the wrong side of Alan
B Em
Or you'll never come out the same
E Am
Stay away from the wrong side of Alan
B Em
He isn't as sweet as his name.
Am
Margaret's on the left of him and Nick is on the right
Em
His eyes and ears and other organs too
Am
"I'm not a very nice man and I'm known for holding grudges
F# B
"There ain't no text-a-number and there ain't no panel of judges!"
Em Am
Don't get on the wrong side of Alan
B Em
We did it and we're not the same
E Am
Stay away from the wrong side of Alan
B Em Am B Em
He isn't as sweet as his name.