# Chords / Lyrics

### I Haven't Got Any Legs

© Jay Foreman 2010
(capo 1st fret)
C#m, B, A, E, B
C#m
When I'm born
B A
Oh it will be the start of something grand
C#m
When I'm born
B A
I'll grab my mother's finger with my tiny hand
C#m B A Abm
I've been waiting in the dark for such a long time now
F#m Ab A B
My parents gave up smoking just for me
C#m B A Abm
Oh I know I'll make it in the big wide world somehow
F#m Ab A B
But for the moment something's bothering me
C#m B
I haven't got any legs
C#m B
I haven't got any legs
A B
I think it's just down there they're sposed to grow
C#m B
I haven't got any legs
C#m Abm
I haven't got any legs
F#m B E B A E B
I have a very long long way to go.
C#m B
I could be a great inventor
A
I could go so far
C#m B
I could be a lab technician
A
Or a movie star
C#m B A Abm
But I make myself so miserable when I look down
F#m Ab A B
Still nothing growing where my legs belong
C#m B A Abm
I've tried giving them more room, tried hanging upside down
F#m Ab A B
I hope it's nothing I've been doing wrong.
C#m B
I haven't got any legs
C#m B
I haven't got any legs
A B
Gestation's very difficult and slow
C#m B
I haven't got any legs
C#m Abm
I haven't got any legs
F#m B E
I have a very long long way to go.
A
I'm feeling so excited now
C#m B
I'm very nearly due
A
I'm coming any moment now
C#m B A
Today's my big debut
B Ab7 A B
No! why are you looking at me like that?
C#m B
I haven't got any legs
C#m B
I've been born without any legs
A B
Oh, don't cry Mother, please try to be strong
C#m B
I haven't got any legs
C#m Abm
I'll never have any legs
F#m B C#m B A E B
I was right to be suspicious all along.
C#m, B, A, E, B, C#m
Nooo!