Chords / Lyrics

The Procrastinator

C
I am the procrastinator

D
Make way for me

G
I will do everything

C
Eventually

G7
But first I'll...

C
Fold my clothes. And pile them up in order so the

Dm
Largest thing is on the

G7
Floor.... and then I'll

Dm
Take my phone and

G7
Get rid of the messages that

C
I don't need anymore

F
I'll make a numbered list of things I have to do

C
Sit long on the toilet, even though I don't need to

Dm
Build a playing card tower

D7
Have a power shower

G7
Bite my nails, pick my nails, doing nothing never fails

C
La la la la la la

D7
La la la la

G7
La la la la la la, la la la la la

C, G
La

I am the procrastinator
Make way for me
I will do everything
Eventually

But first I'll go outside and get a bit of exercise by riding around on my bike
And then I'll go next door and spend hours talking to the guy that I don't even like
I'll take my posters down and put them up again
Go on my computer, log on MSN

Em
MSN...

Am
MSN...

Bm
Who said

D
MSN...?

Em, Am, Bm, D
If you go on MSN, a terrible thing will happen to you

Em, Am, Bm, D
You will sit and stare for hours, and people you don't like will talk to you

Em Am
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)

Bm D
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)

Em Am
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)

B7 E
Don't go on M... S...N

They say hi, you say hi back. They say how are you? You say good thanks how are you.
They say fine thanks.....
And you'll say nothing else all afternoon

Don't go on MSN (etc)