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20 Songs

1. The Coolest Dream
2. Stealing Food
3. The Sooty Show
4. Imagine If I Died
5. Dinosaurs
6. Captain Birdseye
7. John Lennon
8. Videos
9. Martin Was A Monkey
10. When I'm Alone (live at Chortle Fast Fringe)
11. Little Japanese Baby
12. I Haven't Got Any Legs
13. Chained To A Radiator
14. Royal Wedding
15. Whizz-Tek
16. Radio 4
17. No Christmas
18. Slightly Imperfect Girl (live at Canal Café)
19. Pretend You're Happy
20. Moon Chavs

20 Songs for KIDS

What is "20 Songs for KIDS"?

1. The Coolest Dream
2. The Sooty Show
3. Spirograph
4. Dinosaurs
5. Colon P
6. Cookies
7. Videos
8. Martin Was A Monkey
9. War About Cheese
10. Little Japanese Baby
11. I Haven't Got Any Legs
12. I Paid My Cleaner
13. On a Pirate Ship
14. Angry Birds
15. Whizz-Tek
16. Radio 4
17. No Christmas
18. Skin Sofa
19. Calypso
20. Stealing Food

Offal

What is Jay Foreman's Offal?

1. Final Countdown
2. Spirograph
3. Buggery Club
4. Cookies
5. Dick Van Dyke
6. Say Hi
7. Matthew & Ben
8. Isle of Wight
9. War about Cheese
10. Hundred Perfect Days
11. Calypso
12. Magnus is on Fire
13. On a Pirate Ship
14. Wrong Side of Alan
15. Colon P
16. Paid My Cleaner
17. Angry Birds
18. A Certain Celebrity
19. Skin Sofa
20. Twingo
21. Make Sure He's Ok
22. The Procrastinator
+ mystery bonus track

No More Colours

1. Are You Sitting Comfortably?
2. Grandma's Food
3. Poor James Bond
4. A Christmas Carol: Chapter 13
5. Ten Green Bottles
6. Caterpillar Sick
7. Favourite Son
8. Generic Christmas
9. Animals Aren't People
10. Simpso'clock
11. Surfin' With Patricia
12. Emily the Elephant
13. Barry Cryer
14. Every Tube Station
15. End of the Movie
16. Grandfather Clock
17. Alan Sugar's Milkybar
18. No More Colours
19. We Are the 0.01%

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Please spread the word, not mp3s.
For every CD sold and sent,
I can afford 8 hours of rent.
And only if I sell enough,
Can I continue writing stuff.
So please be kind and honest too.
I'd do the same if it was you :)