Thank you for buying my albums!
- My albums are available as a digital download, or as physical CDs that get sent to you physically in the physical post (UK only)
- Both albums are suitable for children!
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Download option
- Upon receipt of payment, you’ll get an email with a link to download the mp3s
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CD option
- You’ll receive your CDs by second class post (usually within 7 days)
- Postage and Packaging is included in the price
- UK only. If you’re outside the UK, please choose the download option.
20 Songs for KIDS
- The Coolest Dream
- The Sooty Show
- Spirograph
- Dinosaurs
- Systems Analyst
- Cookies
- Trousers
- Martin Was A Monkey
- War About Cheese
- The Bear
- I Haven't Got Any Legs
- I Paid My Cleaner
- On a Pirate Ship
- Angry Birds
- Whizz-Tek
- Radio 4
- No Christmas
- Skin Sofa
- Calypso
- Stealing Food
No More Colours
- Are You Sitting Comfortably?
- Grandma's Food
- Poor James Bond
- A Christmas Carol: Chapter 13
- Ten Green Bottles
- Caterpillar Sick
- Favourite Son
- Generic Christmas
- Animals Aren't People
- Simpso'clock
- Surfin' With Patricia
- Emily the Elephant
- Barry Cryer
- Every Tube Station
- End of the Movie
- Grandfather Clock
- Alan Sugar's Milkybar
- No More Colours
- We Are the 0.01%
If you know friends who want CDs,
Please spread the word, not mp3s.
For every CD sold and sent,
I can afford 8 hours of rent.
And only if I sell enough,
Can I continue writing stuff.
So please be kind and honest too.
I'd do the same if it was you :)