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20 Songs

  1. The Coolest Dream
  2. Stealing Food
  3. The Sooty Show
  4. Imagine If I Died
  5. Dinosaurs
  6. Captain Birdseye
  7. John Lennon
  8. Videos
  9. Martin Was A Monkey
  10. When I'm Alone (live at Chortle Fast Fringe)
  11. Little Japanese Baby
  12. I Haven't Got Any Legs
  13. Chained To A Radiator
  14. Royal Wedding
  15. Whizz-Tek
  16. Radio 4
  17. No Christmas
  18. Slightly Imperfect Girl (live at Canal Café)
  19. Pretend You're Happy
  20. Moon Chavs

20 Songs for KIDS

What is "20 Songs for KIDS"?

  1. The Coolest Dream
  2. The Sooty Show
  3. Spirograph
  4. Dinosaurs
  5. Colon P
  6. Cookies
  7. Videos
  8. Martin Was A Monkey
  9. War About Cheese
  10. Little Japanese Baby
  11. I Haven't Got Any Legs
  12. I Paid My Cleaner
  13. On a Pirate Ship
  14. Angry Birds
  15. Whizz-Tek
  16. Radio 4
  17. No Christmas
  18. Skin Sofa
  19. Calypso
  20. Stealing Food

Offal

What is Jay Foreman's Offal?

  1. Final Countdown
  2. Spirograph
  3. Buggery Club
  4. Cookies
  5. Dick Van Dyke
  6. Say Hi
  7. Matthew & Ben
  8. Isle of Wight
  9. War about Cheese
  10. Hundred Perfect Days
  11. Calypso
  12. Magnus is on Fire
  13. On a Pirate Ship
  14. Wrong Side of Alan
  15. Colon P
  16. Paid My Cleaner
  17. Angry Birds
  18. A Certain Celebrity
  19. Skin Sofa
  20. Twingo
  21. Make Sure He's Ok
  22. The Procrastinator
  23. + mystery bonus track

No More Colours

  1. Are You Sitting Comfortably?
  2. Grandma's Food
  3. Poor James Bond
  4. A Christmas Carol: Chapter 13
  5. Ten Green Bottles
  6. Caterpillar Sick
  7. Favourite Son
  8. Generic Christmas
  9. Animals Aren't People
  10. Simpso'clock
  11. Surfin' With Patricia
  12. Emily the Elephant
  13. Barry Cryer
  14. Every Tube Station
  15. End of the Movie
  16. Grandfather Clock
  17. Alan Sugar's Milkybar
  18. No More Colours
  19. We Are the 0.01%
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For every CD sold and sent,
I can afford 8 hours of rent.
And only if I sell enough,
Can I continue writing stuff.
So please be kind and honest too.
I'd do the same if it was you :)