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20 Songs for KIDS

  1. The Coolest Dream
  2. The Sooty Show
  3. Spirograph
  4. Dinosaurs
  5. Systems Analyst
  6. Cookies
  7. Trousers
  8. Martin Was A Monkey
  9. War About Cheese
  10. The Bear
  11. I Haven't Got Any Legs
  12. I Paid My Cleaner
  13. On a Pirate Ship
  14. Angry Birds
  15. Whizz-Tek
  16. Radio 4
  17. No Christmas
  18. Skin Sofa
  19. Calypso
  20. Stealing Food

No More Colours

  1. Are You Sitting Comfortably?
  2. Grandma's Food
  3. Poor James Bond
  4. A Christmas Carol: Chapter 13
  5. Ten Green Bottles
  6. Caterpillar Sick
  7. Favourite Son
  8. Generic Christmas
  9. Animals Aren't People
  10. Simpso'clock
  11. Surfin' With Patricia
  12. Emily the Elephant
  13. Barry Cryer
  14. Every Tube Station
  15. End of the Movie
  16. Grandfather Clock
  17. Alan Sugar's Milkybar
  18. No More Colours
  19. We Are the 0.01%
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And only if I sell enough,
Can I continue writing stuff.
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I'd do the same if it was you :)