Chords / Lyrics
Lyrics and music by Jay Foreman
(capo Nth fret)
Em, G, Am, C
I went into a gentlemen's club
And wasn't I delighted.
I'd sneaked myself into the building
The gentlemen were sat in their chairs
I saw as I looked around,
Each one was reading a newspaper
And none of them made a sound.
My presence caused the gentlemen
To pause from reading the news.
They glanced in my direction
And then down towards my shoes
And they said....
Em, Am, B7, Em
An important man was summoned
By one of the gents immediately.
He whispered something into his ear
Then they both looked at me.
And not before long, two burly gentlemen
Whisked me from the floor
And dragged me firmly by the trousers
Back towards the door.
I kicked and screamed, I yelled and I balled
They threw me in the street.
I painfully dusted myself off
And slowly rose to my feet.
And I said...