Chords / Lyrics

Brush Your Teeth

Lyrics by Jay Foreman and John Rushton
Music by Jay Foreman

(I can't be arsed to write the chords out. So there)

Verse 1
If you don't brush your teeth for... one day
They'll go sticky and your breath will start to smell
You'll wake up in the morning
Feeling fuzzy in your mouth
There'll be bits of food and germs in there as well

Verse 2
If you don't brush your teeth for... two days
All the bits of crisps and biscuits will congeal
A smell just like the rubbish bins
Will follow you around
With halitosis far too smelly to conceal.

Chorus 1
Don't make the same mistake I did
When I was growing up back in the day
My teeth were so neglected
Now they cannot be corrected
When I smile, everybody runs away.

Verse 3
If you don't brush your teeth for... one week
They'll go squishy and they'll start to move around
You'll have to keep your mouth closed
Or they'll make a fizzing noise
They'll start falling out and landing on the ground

Verse 4
If you don't brush your teeth for... twelve year
There'll be flies where your incisors used to be
There'll be beetles on your bronchi
Gruesome grubs inside your gums
And there'll be mould that's grown like massive broccoli

Chorus 2
Don't make the same mistake I did
Brush your teeth! Don't end up the same as me.
Due to all my dental quirk-s
I was forced to join the circus
People paid to stand and point and laugh at me.

Coda
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Look at his teeth!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Now let's got look at something else.